Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program,
Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and
now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as
BachelorNights 10.3,
Football 5.0,
BeerWithBuddies 7.5,
and Outings 3.6 no longer runs,
crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 ,
but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 ,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program..
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from
the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because
Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work
on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background
application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as
Clean 2.5,
Sweep 3.0,
Cook 1.5 and
DoLaundry 4.2..
However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .
Once this happens, the only way to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.
I recommend Clothes 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING
: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system